Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen...
This ... is Chewbacca. Now
think about that for one minute - that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why:
I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! Here,
look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!