Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.
by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006
During the exchange of wedding vows, the point in which the groom becomes so overcome with emotion that he is unable to speak without sounding like he got his labia caught in his zipper.
That guy seemed so manly until his teary eyed tyler.
All the bridesmaids took a renewed interest in the groom after his teary eyed tyler as it proved that he indeed had a feminine side.
All the bridesmaids took a renewed interest in the groom after his teary eyed tyler as it proved that he indeed had a feminine side.
by David Letterman August 30, 2006
its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 3, 2009
Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.
He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.
by Tulsagrit August 1, 2020