Houston Stuffed Turkey 

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

Houston Stuffed Turkey by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

Most Stuffed Man 

The fundamental rules in amateur foosball with the primary focus of trash talking are as follows:
1. Watch out for the stuff
2. Always Win
With the first rule as the focus the awarding of the title of most stuffed man or MSM is if one has a memento of some type, ie. A Championship Belt or perhaps a travel coffee cup. Other acceptable methods are repeating that someone is the MSM or writing it on a dry erase board.

Once said methods have been applied the title cannot be refuted or transferred.

Despite best efforts he was unable to avoid a massive onslaught of stuffs for the past 2 years and is the Most Stuffed Man (MSM) of all time.

Most Stuffed Man by notmsm January 9, 2017

Stuffed animals 

Your best friends

1:Omg stuffed animals are for babies!
2:Fuck you.

Stuffed animals by Hotbirchtree/Problematicceleb June 23, 2021

Stuffed Shells 

the opposite of a sausage fest, refering to a bunch of girls (vaginas)

That was a stuffed shells party.

Stuffed Shells by KristenWhalley November 9, 2005

get stuffed 

A phrase originating in Britain/Australia, frequently used in BBC comedies. (Some good examples of shows where this phrase is used frequently are Little Britain, Red Dwarf, and The Mighty Boosh.) Depending on the severity with which one utters the phrase it can mean one of four things;
1. Be quiet
2. Go Away
3. Go fuck yourself
4. All of the above

An excellent substitute for the phrase 'go fuck yourself' if you are in the company of small impressionable children, the elderly, or any other wanker who is offended by swearing.

Howard: Hi, I'm Howard Moon, and this is my apprentice Vince Noir.
Vince: Apprentice?? Get stuffed, you're MY apprentice.

get stuffed by MoonageDaydream73 October 29, 2014

Can't be stuffed 

Aussie slang for not wanting to do anything, or not having motivation to do anything. Similar to the term "Can't be fucked"

"Mate, I really can't be stuffed doing anything tonight."

Can't be stuffed by aussieguy September 19, 2009

Stuffed Cucumber Salad 

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

Stuffed Cucumber Salad by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015