Sitcom Relationship 

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions

"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"

Sitcom Relationship by KyZhar July 25, 2022

sitcom

Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

Since Fred decided to start up his basket-weaving dotcom business, his family has SITCOM, and he still dresses like a yuppy.

sitcom by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Teen Sitcom 

The most boring, unfunny, and pointless excuse for a type of kids show that commonly centers around talentless teenagers, immature adults, and awkward scenarios. Despite its consistence for being a fad, television networks don't see it that way, thinking that it is the best idea for kids to watch, so they constantly come up with these atrocious ideas. Probably, the worst examples include iCarly, Hannah Montana, Big Time Rush, Victorious, Supah Ninjas, Jersey Shore, Naked Brothers Band, and what else is there??? What happened to cartoons? Especially the hand-drawn ones? Bring those back!

{Somewhere at a media company headquarters}

- CEO: "What can I do for you?"
- 13 year old girl: "OMG I have like an idea for a TV show! This one's is about these totally hawt guys forming a band and like try to pick up chicks and stuff LOL!"
- CEO: "Hmm. A good idea! It will sure be a hit! Teen sitcoms are now going to be the new kids culture!"

Teen Sitcom by LeTomTornados October 22, 2011

sitcom

A word used in response to hearing a story from a friend that will inevitably lead to an awkward situation. Such as the basis of many bad sitcoms.

Friend 1: It looks like my grandma and her 2 cats are going to be staying with me and my girlfriend this week.

Friend 2: Sitcommmmmm!

sitcom by funnythatsmyname March 23, 2011

Knee-The Sitcom 

A very funny and good show that is on YouTube.com made by some very funny kids with great ideas. Written and Created by Jett Bosnak and Daniel Knee. With Ethan Alkow and Billy Meade. If you haven't seen it you are missing out!

"Knee-The Sitcom" is a very good show and should be considered to be watched: http://www.youtube.com/user/KNEEthesitcom

Knee-The Sitcom by JaysonKing February 4, 2009

Sitcom Effort 

Deciding to learn a skill but then giving up within days.

Sitcom Effort: Episode in a sitcom where a character will learn something new e.g. play guitar, but will never appear with a guitar in any future episodes.

A: Hey, do you still play the drums?
B: Nah, it was a sitcom moment.

Sitcom Effort by smitholi July 10, 2010

sitcom person 

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

sitcom person by a prsn June 26, 2008