shitstorm

When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.

Guy 1: Oh my god! Those bird just shit all over us!
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.

by Chiisu The Echihog May 21, 2006

shitstorm

A kickass song by Strapping Young Lad. Very awesome to headbang to. A shitstorm is also precipitation of no other thing than shit. which would seriously suck for 2 reasons... cleanup, and the stench

person1: hey what's that smell??
person2: oh shit, the sky's gonna be shitting again! get the ponchos and gasmasks! We've got a shitstorm coming

by Metalhead of the Damned July 20, 2006

shitstorm

a condition in which everyone involved, despite countermeasures gets covered in shit. a series of bad events happening all at once or within minutes of each other

It took about five minutes of the rodney king video and los angles was hit by a shitstorm

by harmon June 10, 2006

shitstorm

Many, alot, infinite, inmeasurable, abounding, bountiful, copious, countless, numberless, numerous, plentiful, several, sundry, teeming. Usually used when refering to objects, or people. This means that there is a large or immeasurable quantity of a said object or people, such as enemy combatants.

1: "How many reds out there?"
2: "There's a shitstorm of them"

by Kevin Castro November 26, 2007

shitstorm

When pressure is building up from all the shit contained in your ass that a storm is about to be unleashed. Possibly explosive diarrhea.

Young boy -"Hay el venir del shitstorm."
Sarah Connor -"What did he say?"
Old man -"He says there is a shitstorm coming."

or

Strap on your seatbelt and get your goggles on. I can feel there's a shitstorm coming...

by Peter ja gut gut meatballs from Sweden February 2, 2004

shitstorm

shitstorm
When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.

Guy 1: Oh my god! Those bird just shit all over us!
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.

by Chiisu The Echihog June 1, 2006

Shitstorm

A shitstorm refers not to one bad thing happening, but to many bad things happening in a short period of time. Usually describes many unlucky, sad or just awful events pertinent to the person speaking.

Q: How was work today?

A: Sucked! It was one SHITSTORM after another!

by SPLIT_FTW May 31, 2006