a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'
so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener
by spank e monk e January 19, 2011
A person you send nudes with no intention of fucking
A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body
A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body
by Blinko345 April 1, 2019
by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013
A person that distract you from your hit on the bong with a stupid story so they can take multiple hits of the bong and then allows you to take a cashed hit
Our friend Aussie is a smoke screener , he never takes just one hit he always makes up a story so he distracts us so he can smoke more then one hit
by meowsierz777 March 31, 2017
Similar to beaner; A slur for somebody who spends all of their time on the internet. Typically playing video games.
Gamer 1: Man this guy is such a sweaty fucking screener!
Gamer 2: Aren't you a screener though?
Gamer 1: Maybe...
Gamer 2: Aren't you a screener though?
Gamer 1: Maybe...
by JoeNumber1 March 29, 2022