Screener Season

Christmas for BitTorrent users.

Screener season takes place in early January to mid-February when special DVD copies of movies being considered for awards like the Oscars are sent out to voters.

These movies are usually still in theaters / cinemas at the time so the only other pirated copies around are poor quality cams.

Inevitably, these special copies find their way onto popular BitTorrent sites like Pirate Bay.

You can tell it's a screener because there's a watermark that pops up every so often saying "For Your Consideration".

Jim: Do you guys want to go see Django at the movie theatre on Thursday?

Dave: It's screener season next week dude, I can just hook my laptop up to the TV.

Jim: Oh sweet.

Screener Season by Bootlegger501 January 11, 2013

full screener 

porn so good that you have to, just have to, make it full screen.

kid1: dude, that was some awesome porn.
kid2: definitely dude, that was a full screener.

full screener by luckytheducky squirrel November 20, 2009

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

tsa wiener screener by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Fucking Screener 

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.

Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.

Fucking Screener by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013

flat-screener 

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

flat-screener by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

Smoke screener

A person that distract you from your hit on the bong with a stupid story so they can take multiple hits of the bong and then allows you to take a cashed hit

Our friend Aussie is a smoke screener , he never takes just one hit he always makes up a story so he distracts us so he can smoke more then one hit

Smoke screener by meowsierz777 March 30, 2017

NUDE SCREENER 

A person you send nudes with no intention of fucking

A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body

"Hey will you screen my nudes?"
"Yeah man, I'll be your NUDE SCREENER, send em over."

NUDE SCREENER by Blinko345 April 1, 2019