nfl team whose fanbase feels the need to make themselves look like extras from Star Trek. Well, with intelligence like that, theres really not much more you can do but entertain the masses.
al davis makes me laugh like no other
by hallie January 7, 2004
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1. The favorite professional football team of illegal aliens and criminals everywhere.
2. A Majoirty of Radiers fans have never even played organized sports at anytime in their lives. These are fans who didn't even play sports in high school because they dropped out or attended "escuela" south of the border. The most unknowledgable sports fans in the world-freakin retard non-jocks!! Want to solve the illegal alien problem--close the gates to during a Raiders game and run an ICE sweep.
I went to a Raiders game two weeks ago and barely heard English being spoken, and talk about thugs, criminals, and drug dealers!! If you quized the fans of every pro football team regarding the rules of football and whether they, as fans, ever played organized football-the Raiders fans would rank at the bottom. I've never seen so many insecure overcompensating males. Read up on Frued's theories on compensatation.
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A team with fans who started liking the Raiders just because they had nice uniforms.

Thanks to Joe, Steve, Jerry, and Ronnie. Fuck the Raiders.
49ers Super Bowl wins: 5
Raiders Super Bowl wins: 3

HA, bitches. And don't think you'll ever win again while old grandpa Al is still around. You'll come close again someday, but you'll never get it again as long as that old Hitler-worshipper is in control.
by #80 December 16, 2004
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a group of people that try to play football but realize they are better at taking hits and steroids then they are AT hitting.
their home games are usually big costume parties,in which only low life fags have,and full of drunk idiots that dont know wheather their team did something good.
a team that gets to the super bowl and looses by over 30 points.
"the raiders loose once again to the san diego chargers"

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"what the fuck, the raiders scored?!"

or

"raider fans, what a bunch of dumbasses"
by ogchargerfan December 2, 2004
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Originating in Oaktown, Cali, The best Original AFL team that went to the second superbowl. The ninerz sucked back then by the way. The biggest supported team in the U.S. There are fanclubs from Maine to Mexico. Jim Otto, one of the best players in history, led the team through the 60's and 70's. They won superbowl 11, 15 and 18. In 1995 I went to my first game and i have missed two home games in 10 years. The funny thing is is that those gay 49ers fans from across da bay talk shit about how they are better then oakland, but they can't prove shit. Lets think retards, whats better, 2-14(49ers) or 5-11(raiders). They both may not be very good but what is more 2 or 5. The raiders are the most hated team by the officials and by ever pussy fan thats either from San Diego, Denver, Kansas City, San Fran, New York or New England. The Niners fans in the eastbay think they are all strong and shit but they cant come up to me and say that Raiders suck cuz I am from the city of scrapings and the murder capital of the U.S. i would call somebody up and get that foo scraped. Well, Go Raiders, Fuck All haters.
(49ers fan) would You like some wine and cheese honoring my gay marriage and the 49ers loosing, I'm Richard Simmons
(raiders fan) shut up u little fruity bitch, pow pow pow, ya dead, whos the king now, RRR, RRR, it aint a game I eat cottage cheese for dinna, with salt and pepper.
(Chargers fan) we are better than u one year and I think we are better than you sorry oh migthy kings of the west.
by ill will March 28, 2005
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the masters of the art of losing....sorry azz team. the team is like a hemorriod followed closely by the asshole which is better known as al davis. and the "fan base" known as parolees and escaped cons and sex offenders. Raging prison homos..
he aint nothin but a raider....he aint nothing but a loser
by pimptress October 28, 2003
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Professional football team in Oakland,California owned by Al Davis. the team has been humiliated and hasnt won more than 5 games for the past 3 seasons due to really bad coaching and lack of team discipline. but things will turn around since Oakland has signed former coach Art Shell,who is making his second appearance in oakland and is a coach who bases his gameplan on heavy discipline and zero bullshit. players have noticed a change in the right direction since day 1 of mini-camp

the Oakland Raiders are heavily hated by alot of people, but its in human nature to hate and envy the best. the Raiders are known to have the rowdiest and most loyal fans in all of sports...the "Raider Nation" who come to all home games and will travel across the country for away games,they are known for their outrageous costumes and wild pre-game tailgates

The Oakland Raiders will start the 2006 season off by beefing up a defense that showed some positive strides in 2005 by adding Rookie FS from Texas Michael Huff and USC SS Darnell Bing. the have also added cornerbacks Tyrone Poole and Duane Starks. they also added LB Robert Thomas

The Raiders will be explosive on offense after getting rid of kerry "concrete shoes" collins and bringing in Aaron Brooks from the Saints,as well as having the best wide reciever in the NFL,Randy Moss. on offense they also have Lamont Jordan,Jerry Porter,Ronald Curry,Doug Gabriel. they have also gotten a new offensive coordinator

the Raiders have played horribly under Coach Turner, but Art Shell will bring back the MYSTIQUE and NASTINESS and really show this team the meaning 'committed to excellence'..and bring back the glory days of winning
look out for the Raiders in 2006
by tha truth teller May 21, 2006
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