When I awoke this morning, I had a raging quaff
by jhandles95 November 18, 2014
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a form of fart caused by a vacum created in the vagina during sexual intercourse,
sally let out a huge quaff last night
by this fatguy May 18, 2006
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past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."
by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006
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The act of using one's hand to smell their own queef's aroma.
After a subtle sound from under the table and an awkward pause, Debbie quaffed and grossed out her dinner guests.
by CobraCommenter July 26, 2019
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When a man lacking in testosterone grows four long hairs at the end of his chin.
Chris won't shave his quaff, it makes him look even more white trash.
by nerevar08 November 21, 2008
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when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff
by owler May 27, 2009
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