If he's so profound then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?
Hym *Groans* "Sound like somebody has been talking to our mother..."
Iam "Yeah... That sounds familiar..."
Hym "Bastards... Bloody bastards. Each and every one of them... God I hate this reality..."
Iam *Sigh* "This... Uh... This is a little unsettling..."
Hym "Hmm...She wouldn't know 'Profound' if it clawed it's way out of her vag... Oh wait! It already happened!"
Iam "Yeah... That sounds familiar..."
Hym "Bastards... Bloody bastards. Each and every one of them... God I hate this reality..."
Iam *Sigh* "This... Uh... This is a little unsettling..."
Hym "Hmm...She wouldn't know 'Profound' if it clawed it's way out of her vag... Oh wait! It already happened!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
by purgatorydean October 8, 2013
by Kayla Da Diva Chick November 22, 2006
Describes the penis being huge and long, after the erection there is a very large, deep, ejaculation that is very deep, indicating that the penis is very long.
My penis is very Broad and profound.
by Minecraft1238 January 26, 2019
1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.
by I make words it is fun April 27, 2024
Title of an upcoming book filled with inspirational, self-help, and motivational statements than will encourage the masses.
Example of Profoundities are like this - Anyone that says "Your past is not as important as your future" never had their credit checked...
by Birmingham Brown February 3, 2010