A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:
--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers
--Knows when and where to move within the pocket
--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure
--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers
--Knows when and where to move within the pocket
--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure
by cajunchick February 28, 2010
A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.
Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.
Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.
Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
by TBTPlanet January 10, 2018
The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment
User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...
Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...
Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...
by j-cutter November 3, 2009
sparkly presence omggg but thick presence HOT COOL in other words :
sparkly presence my beloved is thick
sparkly presence my beloved is thick
Thick Presence my beloved
by Eyeball(Roblox) March 2, 2022
A Presence that is very thick
In another saying: Presence seems to be very thick today.
Presence: A wonderful god that will always be with you. Presence can become very sparkly.
In another saying: Presence seems to be very thick today.
Presence: A wonderful god that will always be with you. Presence can become very sparkly.
"Thick Presence where are thou?"
by Eyeball(Roblox) March 3, 2022
by lisard September 29, 2005
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