by Simpmansimp May 8, 2021
A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.
A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
by minemansimulator August 26, 2018
by Pyrockz October 21, 2020
Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft
by Death is coming January 3, 2020
Being a pedophile or doing something pedophilic.
Taken from the song I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want by mrgirl, specifically the opening
"you're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds. That's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors.
Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major.Can't even play hopscotch without poppin' a rager."
One example of people who do this is pastors, despite the fact that it goes against that scripture in Leviticus that people think says God hates gays.
Taken from the song I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want by mrgirl, specifically the opening
"you're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds. That's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors.
Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major.Can't even play hopscotch without poppin' a rager."
One example of people who do this is pastors, despite the fact that it goes against that scripture in Leviticus that people think says God hates gays.
"You hear about what happened to Dream?"
"Yeah, turns out he was playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds."
"Jesus. I knew he was a degenerate but I didn't think he was THAT bad."
"Yeah, turns out he was playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds."
"Jesus. I knew he was a degenerate but I didn't think he was THAT bad."
by PonianYoutube May 8, 2023
by bullshit meister November 14, 2017
Jerry: Wanna play some minecraft?
Isaac: Sure!
Jerry: Alright hop on my couch so we can get started!
Isaac: Sure!
Jerry: Alright hop on my couch so we can get started!
by Minecraft Player March 3, 2021