pissed

When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.

Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

pissed

Drunk. Very drunk.

After that bottle of Cuervo, Ward got royally pissed.

by Wizard November 09, 2001

pissed

In America and Canada, usually coupled with "off", to mean extremely angry. Considered a swear word.

In the UK, Ireland, and Australia, pissed means massively drunk. Generally beyond everyday drunk, a specialist kind of drunk. Not so much a swear word.

America: "You crashed my car, man! I'm so pissed!"

UK/Ireland: "I just had 7 pints and I'm well pissed!"

by LibertineRiot August 26, 2011

pissed

Australia's favourite word to describe what you get after work everday.

"I knock off at 4pm. Let's go get pissed."

by Diego August 29, 2003

pissed

that point in drunkeness beyond which you will remember little of what occured the night before

man i was so pissed last night... what the hell did i do... and where the feck am i??

by shadow sword March 31, 2004

pissed

Slight intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a slight sense of drunkenness but none of the more advanced symptoms such as a reduction in inhibitions, loss of self control or inability to respond to questions. One step above sober on the scale of drunkenness and one step below steaming.

I was a bit pissed still when I arrived at work but my boss definitely couldn't have noticed.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004

pissed

Meaning Drunk;
as in piss drunk

I was so pissed last night I passed out on my front lawn

by Necey January 21, 2005