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In America and most of the world, "pissed" is a vulgar term denoting anger and frustration. Sometimes the word is followed by "off" to mean the same thing. In Great Britain and Ireland the word "pissed" means "drunk" or "intoxicated" and is generally not considered vulgar.
When I saw the Beatles Anthology miniseries on TV, occasionally the Beatles and/or other people would say a swear word and it would be bleeped, because this program was broadcast on network TV (on ABC, in the spirit of the Anthology the network hyped itself as "Ay-Beatle-Cee". Uh-huh.). George Harrison was talking about the group being on the Magical Mystery bus travelling to promote the "Magical Mystery Tour". Pub patrons would stand outside and wave at the Fab Four, George said that they were "pissed". That word was not bleeped out. Knowing that people outside the UK and Ireland would be watching this program, George explained the term's definition by stating, "Oh. Getting pissed is the same as getting plastered".
pissed by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2008
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When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.
Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.
pissed by blogger_08 January 21, 2006
Drunk. Very drunk.
After that bottle of Cuervo, Ward got royally pissed.
pissed by Wizard November 9, 2001
IM FUCKING PISSED THAT YOU KEEP WANTING ME TO MAKE A FUCKING WORD, STAP IT
PISSED by Stonepelt August 25, 2016
In America and Canada, usually coupled with "off", to mean extremely angry. Considered a swear word.

In the UK, Ireland, and Australia, pissed means massively drunk. Generally beyond everyday drunk, a specialist kind of drunk. Not so much a swear word.
America: "You crashed my car, man! I'm so pissed!"

UK/Ireland: "I just had 7 pints and I'm well pissed!"
pissed by LibertineRiot August 26, 2011
Australia's favourite word to describe what you get after work everday.
pissed by Diego August 29, 2003
that point in drunkeness beyond which you will remember little of what occured the night before
man i was so pissed last night... what the hell did i do... and where the feck am i??
pissed by shadow sword March 31, 2004