9' O clock Cock

Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning

Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."

by Sweptimus March 15, 2015

cock-o-pops

Tasty cereal mentioned in GTA:San Andreas

Start your day with a mouth full of cock

by Notoriousdoc May 19, 2005

cock-o-matic

A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.

I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

cock-o-copter

(v) The act of gripping the base of one's flaccid penis and twirling it around (mimicking the whirling motion of a helicopter blade) when jumping from a tall structure; usu. in an attempt to slow one's descent.

The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).

Did you see how good Jon's cock-o-copter was off of that bridge? He almost levitated!

by porschedriver37 April 15, 2009

The Cock O' Bama

1. A common misspelling of the name of the 44th President of the United States.

2. Possibly the 44th President of the United State's stripper name.

Republicans, Michelle, and miscellaneous impoverished black women tend to slip into this misspelling.

Michelle: When I knew The Cock O' Bama back in college...

Common Street Hooker: That's him i tells yah; that man on TV right there is The Cock O' Bama!! Praise Jaysus!

by The Jabber June 2, 2010

cock o' the walk

A phrase used to describe a person who is "too cool for school".

"Sir may I get your autograph", "Nahh, i'm the cock o' the walk baby".

by Spencer Heath November 6, 2007

cock-o-clock

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'

Pook: Ask me what time it is.

Victim: What time is it?

Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!

by MrKoi May 16, 2007