moobies

there is nothing more to explain... it's when a guy appears to have boobs.

Omg Bethany, look at Christian he has Moobies
You are hilarious Christine

by WASSUP Y'ALL June 4, 2018

Moobies

Conj. Man+boobies. Fat boys have moobies. Aka bitch titties.

Whoa, check out the moobies on that fat guy at the pool. He looks like Meatlof from Fight Club.

by Torklugnutz June 3, 2004

Moobies

Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.

Jiggle, jiggle, here comes Santa Claus! Santa has Moobies!

by Takumashii April 16, 2006

mooby's

A fictional fast food restaurant chain in Clerks 2, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back as far as i can remember, its a purple and yellow cow as its spokesperson

The place where they have gone 2 or worked at......... Lets go get us some food at Mooby's

by fresh firsts August 20, 2006

mooby

The fictional cow mascot of the McDonald's-like kiddie restaurants from Kevin Smith's "askewniverse"

Mooby gets perforated with a shotgun in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

by r00fles April 24, 2003

moobie

a morning doobie

morning time is blaze-a-moobie time

by cocalar December 6, 2010

moobie

man + boobie = moobie

boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.

my teacher has the biggest moobies ever. all the guys can't help but stare, even if he is a male...

by stef July 9, 2004