Minky

A nice piece of pussy to stick your length into

Loook at that Minky over there, i'd have a rip on it!

by Chris Lomas August 18, 2006

Minky

A word used to describe a particularly sexy woman or women.

1. Check out that bit of minky over there...

OR

2. The boozer is full of minky on Saturdays!

by Robbo February 2, 2004

minkis

small skinny smart boy in mr feenies class. Cory matthews arch enemy

damn shes as smart as a minkis

by jen smith March 22, 2005

Minky

Used to describe someone/something that is particularly dirty, smelly etc.

You're a pure minky basturt

by Stuvo C August 10, 2004

Minki

You are retarted

My friend called me a minki because I told him my fish drowned!

by The lump man April 7, 2021

Minky

1. Minky = a pretty fanny, vagina, or a pretty lady

2. Minky mouse = tampon

Why thats a lovely Minky you've got there!

I need a Minky Mouse!

by Kathryn Waterson October 18, 2007

Minky

A Minky is a type of vagina gremlin. Much the same as the warbling wickersham or the dribbling grackleshank they live inside afflicted female genitalia, waiting for an unsuspecting penis or inanimate object to venture closeby. As soon as the Minky detects said penetrator, they will jump out and attack it, in the case of a penis they will tickle the males bellend and try to prevent any further vaginal interaction. Minkies can affect any female at any time. The only way to get rid of a Minky infestation is to ram the tormented sexual organs with a properly prepared penis.

Friend 1: "How did your date go last night, fella?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, was good mate, until we got to it. She was riddled with Minkies! Tickled the shit out of me first time I tried to stick it in!"

Friend 1: "Ah, Rubbish! What did you do? I had to quit last time I encountered a Minky!"

Friend 2: "Only thing I could do! Fucking rammed that shit in there and saved those organs!"

by MinkyMarauder June 25, 2011