Progressive Loaner

A person who seems to be the majority of the time by themselves. In actuality spends alot time with many different people. has many different creative skills and attributes.

Person A: Hey Tom, you know Jeff?
Person B: Yeah, hes by himself alot at school, why?
Person A: Hes a fucking kick ass DJ, and has made some pretty sick songs. I saw him downtown when his girlfriend came to visit from florida.
Person B: Wow! I never knew he was into that. You never know what progressive loaners are up to, until you really meet them.

by SmPtE March 26, 2010

Canadian Loaner

Another name for a blow - job, most typically used as slang in Canada.

"Last night was great! My girlfriend gave me one heck of a Canadian Loaner!"

by Captain of Falcons April 02, 2012

loaner-douche

Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.

He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."

by Alycia H. April 21, 2008

loaner in my pants

occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.

Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!

by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 07, 2010

Loaner

A person that becomes friends with someone for the purpose of borrowing money from that person and not repaying because they are "friends".

She was more of a Loaner than a friend, she never repayed me and we did not have much of a relationship other than me lender her money.

by Bridget Davis November 03, 2022

Loaner bone

A dirty, random cock that a slut that jumps on whole her man is away.

Kathy’s hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023