A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
by gangly razor December 1, 2011
men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*
by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy April 27, 2011
Jaunty Fool is a title used to describe a person who has made an exhibition under several circumstances:
1. They got a seemingly random question wrong, of which the answer would be considered common knowledge to the instigator.
2. They fell for some sort of joke or prank.
3. An insult that is often used without context and has no deeper meaning than to mean "a wrongly confident person who has made a mistake".
1. They got a seemingly random question wrong, of which the answer would be considered common knowledge to the instigator.
2. They fell for some sort of joke or prank.
3. An insult that is often used without context and has no deeper meaning than to mean "a wrongly confident person who has made a mistake".
Case 1-
Instigator: "How many air to air weapons can an F-35 JSF carry in it's enclosed weapons bay?"
Victim: "Uhhhhh, I dunno, 6?"
Instigator: "You jaunty fool, you absolute MORON, it's 4. Diaper man."
Case 2-
In this case, the instigator may hide an item belonging to the victim in plain sight. Once the victim has found said item, the instigator would call the victim a "jaunty fool" among other insults.
Case 3-
Instigator: "Angus, you jaunty fool!"
Victim: "?????"
Instigator: "How many air to air weapons can an F-35 JSF carry in it's enclosed weapons bay?"
Victim: "Uhhhhh, I dunno, 6?"
Instigator: "You jaunty fool, you absolute MORON, it's 4. Diaper man."
Case 2-
In this case, the instigator may hide an item belonging to the victim in plain sight. Once the victim has found said item, the instigator would call the victim a "jaunty fool" among other insults.
Case 3-
Instigator: "Angus, you jaunty fool!"
Victim: "?????"
by Jousty King November 24, 2021
Subtly trying to tell or express that they are doing something that your are not whether that’s with a friend or telling them that they have done something therefore trying to say that they are currently better than you
Someone says “Starting my job soon!”
Then another person makes it about themselves by saying “cool I’m staring my job internship at a grocery store next month, it’s unpaid but it will look good on my college application!”
That is a Jaunty Moment
Then another person makes it about themselves by saying “cool I’m staring my job internship at a grocery store next month, it’s unpaid but it will look good on my college application!”
That is a Jaunty Moment
by crudercape August 1, 2021
damn girl, you got some jaunty jiggle sacks
by kira121 September 16, 2020
A slang term for boobs, breasts, tits, and so on coined in the english dub of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 "Golden Wind"
This phrase was said by Mista in the context of Fugo having just fallen into 15 year old Trish's "Jaunty Jiggle Sacks" after the car made a sudden turn. Since then, the phrase has been ironically, and sometimes unironically, used by JoJo fans to describe these so called Jiggle Sacks. It was said 1:55 into Episode 14 of GioGio part 5.
This phrase was said by Mista in the context of Fugo having just fallen into 15 year old Trish's "Jaunty Jiggle Sacks" after the car made a sudden turn. Since then, the phrase has been ironically, and sometimes unironically, used by JoJo fans to describe these so called Jiggle Sacks. It was said 1:55 into Episode 14 of GioGio part 5.
Mista: "I know it seems like we hit the breaks so my man here could peak at those Jaunty Jiggle Sacks but I give you my word that's not it!"