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Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
by gangly razor November 30, 2011
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jaunty jiggle sacks

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Jaunty Fool

Jaunty Fool is a title used to describe a person who has made an exhibition under several circumstances:
1. They got a seemingly random question wrong, of which the answer would be considered common knowledge to the instigator.
2. They fell for some sort of joke or prank.
3. An insult that is often used without context and has no deeper meaning than to mean "a wrongly confident person who has made a mistake".
Case 1-
Instigator: "How many air to air weapons can an F-35 JSF carry in it's enclosed weapons bay?"
Victim: "Uhhhhh, I dunno, 6?"
Instigator: "You jaunty fool, you absolute MORON, it's 4. Diaper man."

Case 2-
In this case, the instigator may hide an item belonging to the victim in plain sight. Once the victim has found said item, the instigator would call the victim a "jaunty fool" among other insults.

Case 3-
Instigator: "Angus, you jaunty fool!"
Victim: "?????"
by Jousty King November 24, 2021
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Jaunty Moment

Subtly trying to tell or express that they are doing something that your are not whether that’s with a friend or telling them that they have done something therefore trying to say that they are currently better than you
Someone says “Starting my job soon!”

Then another person makes it about themselves by saying “cool I’m staring my job internship at a grocery store next month, it’s unpaid but it will look good on my college application!”

That is a Jaunty Moment
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jaunty

Is jaunty coming for this trip?
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Jaunty Jalopies

men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*
Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.
by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy May 18, 2011
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Jaunty Mount

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.
by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024
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