jarry and larry are so cool
by jarry's scratched knee September 1, 2020
A mild tasting 92 proof Rum thats really great with a cold Pepsi cola. The cap can serve as a convenient shot glass
Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit
Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit
Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
by alaskanhybrid October 21, 2009
The most amazing person to walk the Earth. Also known as Justin The Great/Magnificent or simply Lord. They say he made a pact with the devil herself, and when Hell's hounds came for his soul both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee set aside their differences and fought an other-worldly battle on his behalf.
by T_Ruth May 25, 2011
by kingjay1234579876 December 9, 2016
The greatest penguin you'll ever meet. He has the BEST floof atop his head. He has the smoothest (and smallest) golden toes, and loves shredded cheese with A PASSION. I'm pretty sure he has a shredded cheese religion to be honest. He also has 2 brothers. And yes, it IS just water weight. DO NOT put Band-Aids or commit him to hyperspace. That's how he got his stitches :(
by Full Fledged Trash November 17, 2020
by 0xQwe3st November 19, 2021