A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.
Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.
Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.
Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.
by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019
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(1) A person who's job is to offer emotional support and guidance to the students in any given school district. This person can talk to students when they are having a bad day and help them apply to colleges.
(2) The "School Mom"
(2) The "School Mom"
I had a period stain on the back of my pants today at school and my guidance counselor was the only one who could make me feel better. She got me get new pants from the lost and found and even let me eat a gogurt in her office till I stopped crying.
by SheAteThePlacenta August 31, 2017
The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.
by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008
When you a student in high school handout free condoms and possibly literature about safe sex. However the expense is actually being paid by the guidance counsel office (who would get in trouble if they were to hand out free condoms and possibly literature on lgbtttq safe sex).
“I was a underground guidance counselor in high school” said Shelby.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.
by Sprite28 November 4, 2018
Margdarshak is an initiative of Careerlinked Education Council, we provide career guidance to the students, online career counselling, educational planning
"At Margdarshak we began to reinvent career development from the ground up, starting with a few assumptions"
That the career decision-making services available to students at school and college are pathetically ineffective. Perhaps more than 85% of us are in the wrong career. This is an unrecognised national disgrace in a country like India. This includes not only the people who have obviously failed to find a suitable career, but many others who are in a job that only partially fits their talents, abilities, personality, etc.
Careerlinked Education Council A1/43-44, Sewak Park, NSIT Road Dwarka Mor Metro Station
New Delhi – 110059
Mob: +91- 8368566224
Careerlinked Education Tel: 011 – 6543 55 88
mail@careerlinked.org
#CareerCounselling #CareerGuidance #EducationAdvisorinIndia
Careerlinked Education Council is an apex organization set up under section 8 of MCA Government of India for making policies and planning to meet the urgent requirements of career education and bridge the gap between degrees and career competencies.
Our core competencies are in managing a person's career from ambition till achievements. We have developed appropriate and effective pedagogical tools, learning & skills management system and career assessment technology, helpful in career planning and improving chances of success in life.
"At Margdarshak we began to reinvent career development from the ground up, starting with a few assumptions"
That the career decision-making services available to students at school and college are pathetically ineffective. Perhaps more than 85% of us are in the wrong career. This is an unrecognised national disgrace in a country like India. This includes not only the people who have obviously failed to find a suitable career, but many others who are in a job that only partially fits their talents, abilities, personality, etc.
Careerlinked Education Council A1/43-44, Sewak Park, NSIT Road Dwarka Mor Metro Station
New Delhi – 110059
Mob: +91- 8368566224
Careerlinked Education Tel: 011 – 6543 55 88
mail@careerlinked.org
#CareerCounselling #CareerGuidance #EducationAdvisorinIndia
Careerlinked Education Council is an apex organization set up under section 8 of MCA Government of India for making policies and planning to meet the urgent requirements of career education and bridge the gap between degrees and career competencies.
Our core competencies are in managing a person's career from ambition till achievements. We have developed appropriate and effective pedagogical tools, learning & skills management system and career assessment technology, helpful in career planning and improving chances of success in life.
Career Counselling|Career Guidance|Education Advisor in India
by careerlinked.org February 21, 2018
Last time I too yours she fucked a retard instead of me... So you can go fuck yourself. Piece of shit.
Hym "We all saw how well your guidance works in real time, so you go fuck yourself. I was right and you were wrong. No to your no."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022