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fast forward equity 

Time saved when pausing a dvr recording.
Oshit we're all out of fast forward equity now we have to watch a stupid commercial
fast forward equity by BigZac April 28, 2016

Fast forward phoney

Anyone who forwards e-mails full of bullshit without fact checking them first.
At first I thought that guy was way smart, but after checking Snopes I see he is just a fast forward phoney

cleveland fast forward 

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.
I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.
cleveland fast forward by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

fast foward the day 

when you go to sleep to kill time or when your bored
i cant wait until x-mas tommorw so im going to fast foward the day
fast foward the day by $m00th December 30, 2009

Fast-Forwarder 

A person who has an intense desire to immediately receive fame and/or wealth without actually putting the conventional work in or the required talent to acheive their goals.

Commonplace among Young Hollywood.
Chris- "Jesus, do you ever read the garbage that Fame Whore Kim Kardashian writes on her Twitter feed? I almost feel bad for her."

John- "Yea, shes completely detached from reality, but thats what happens when you are a Fast-Forwarder."
Fast-Forwarder by visto0101 February 21, 2011