An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.
Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.
Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.
by Artemis Vandelay July 25, 2011
by Exasperated male September 22, 2021
by SamBamOhMan December 22, 2016
The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.
Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!
Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!
by Zacarias July 28, 2007
by caresforyou2 May 21, 2017
Daniel: OMG Samantha just dumped me
Geoff: Dude no way just exasperate and keep calm imma kill that bitch
Geoff: Dude no way just exasperate and keep calm imma kill that bitch
by Fiddler 3000 April 20, 2021
Daniel: OMG Samantha just dumped me
Geoff: Dude no way just exasperate and keep calm imma kill that bitch
Geoff: Dude no way just exasperate and keep calm imma kill that bitch
by Fiddler 3000 April 20, 2021