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stories, tales, lies and exaggerations 

Hence named after the last line of the first verse of "Had a Dat"- A Sublime documentary that any Sublime fan should own.. Has many interviews and unseen footage of the band before Bradley's death on May 25, 1996.. RIP Bradley and Louie.. We love you and miss you.
"Before I end you will be victims of my stories, tales, lies and exaggerations.."
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Curse exaggeration 

When some one turns a story they heard into the most dirty thing ever basically adding a bunch of curse words to a sentence making it somewhat more interesting
John: tell Sarah that I have her pen

Josh: k hey Sarah John has your fucking pen and if your bitch ass wants it back you have to fuck him you bitch
Sarah: liar I know that was curse exaggeration
Curse exaggeration by Xbix222 August 1, 2011

Random-Number Exaggeration 

Exaggerating the amount or quantity of something by using a completely random number. Can be referred to as RNE.
1. Ted: (Talking to his buddy, Greg, about a large meeting he just had) "The were like 287 people in that meeting."
Greg: "What a random-number exaggeration."

2. Jim: (Walking out of a chinese buffet and talking to his friend, Jim) "I swear there were about 324 black people eating there."
John: "Pretty large RNE, but damn it was packed with them."

Exaggeration Number 

The number you typically use to exaggerate a situation or scenario.

Although there are many numbers to choose from, you tend to stick to your own exagger-number.
"I heard he has like, twelve million siblings"

"There were about twelve million people at that show!"

"Pretty sure he slept with at least twelve million people."

That's my exaggeration number

exaggeration 

A ridiculous story told by liars, nobody ever belives them and only the liars are stupid enough to think that people acctually do
Guy 1: Dude this kid told me the biggest Ralph story, he said that on call of duty he shot a javelin at the moon and the pieces fell onto the map and killed everyone so he called in uav and the uav got 867 kills so he called in 25,000 nukes but buzz lightyear was mad at him for destroying the moon so he came into the game and killed everyone and ate the nuke then the game ended and i got a challenge and infinity ward gave me 1000th prestige free
Guy 2: Wow what an exaggeration
exaggeration by Mountaindewizsik February 17, 2010

academic exaggeration 

When your professor draws an extra distinction where one barely exists or none exists in an effort to prove to you their superior understanding of the material. Typically used on examples and counterexamples brought up by the class.
A: "Actually, the truth condition of 'Santa Claus is your parents' is false. 'Santa Claus' refers instead to the idea of a fat man going down a chimney and leaving gifts, and your parents don't fit those descriptors..."
B: "....gdi."

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B: ">_>"
C: "Whoa, Richard used academic exaggeration on you again didn't he?"

Epic Exaggerationist

A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.
GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"

GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.

GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"

GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.
Epic Exaggerationist by Dasage November 13, 2011