spaghetti Ethernet cord

Poor internet quality; especially on Nintendo Switch Online.

“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Ethernet cable

The fucking thing for WiFi

“Yo you have an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean the thing fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah”

by [死] June 8, 2022

Ethernet cable

That one fucking thing for WiFi

“Ayo, you got an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean that fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah that’s the one”
“I think I do”

by [死] June 7, 2022

Ethernet cleansing

when you clean the ethernet cable

i did a ethernet cleansing today
-german dictator

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Ethernet Storm

When traffic runs in a loop and traffic can't terminate.

The reason your network was down last week was because of an ethernet storm on OneConnect's network. We don't understand how these storms occur. We think someone royally fucked up.

by joshs85 July 3, 2012

ethernet royale

when the airwaves situation allows for an amazingly flawless wifi connection

I been gaining weight since we linkin. whats up with that. must be that ethernet royale we installed recently.

by Krkič April 14, 2019