to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!
you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits
by estranger October 6, 2010
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Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.
"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."
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The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?
"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.
by Chris from Vancouver June 27, 2005
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A awesome band, who plays tightly, amazing guitar solos, very unappreciated in the younger generation, and that's a shame because this band "played as an organic whole" - Bob Dylan
Probably the most popular of their songs (lthough they wrote many good songs) is "The Sultans of Swing"
Damn man I cruise to the dire straits album in my tempo. It's the best cassette I own.
by Will stuck in OntARIO November 5, 2005
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Something that is generally bad. It can also pertain to episodes of excessive shitting after a night of heavy drinking.
Man this cafeteria food is the dire shits and gives me the dire shits too.
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An extinct species of large wolves that lived during the Ice Age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. While Puma covers the age range of late '20s to early '30s, Cougar for late '30s and early '40s, and Arctic Fox for post-menopause, Dire Wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.
There's a Dire Wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she'll buy me some drinks with her social security money.

I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.
by mavra_chang June 27, 2010
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