Curling: the favorite past-time of a northern minnesotan/canadian physics professor's housewife.
push...sweep, sweep, sweep. Watch physics in action.
push...sweep, sweep, sweep. Watch physics in action.
by Stephanie Hagen January 5, 2008
Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of two four player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the sweepers to sweep or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a fuckoff.
by Justin April 13, 2004
When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").
by aaslk September 20, 2018
1. Someone who is thoroughly convinced that he/she is a man (or pirate) or possesses male-like qualities, often to his/her mockery.
2. Someone who insults women on a daily basis.
3. "A fucking stud, usually brown haired and brown eyed. Wears argyle sweaters and never does anything wrong."
4. ^ A liar
2. Someone who insults women on a daily basis.
3. "A fucking stud, usually brown haired and brown eyed. Wears argyle sweaters and never does anything wrong."
4. ^ A liar
"My testosterone levels are so high. I LOVE POWER TOOLS. I'M A PIRATE."
"Don't fool yourself, you're no Curl!"
"Don't fool yourself, you're no Curl!"
by l o l im drowning May 9, 2010
by YOURMOTHERINYOURBED January 16, 2009
by Curlbacca May 7, 2006
In a pompous manner, either refuting what many think is common knowledge or stating an obscure fact that no one else would know to prove your point.
When someone says the Emancipation Proclomation freed the slaves, you respond with The Emancipation Proclomation did not free the slaves, the Union Army did. How does a peice of paper free anybody? (said pompously)
You have now curled this person.
You have now curled this person.
by FESmitty October 20, 2009