Vomit cock

When you've had too much to drink and you're stood up, taking a piss (where ever that may be) and suddenly you feel like throwing up, and do so while looking directly down.

John: "You guys won't believe what happened to me last night. I had so much to drink that I couldn't even hold it in while taking a piss."

Dave: "Sounds like you had a serious case of vomit cock."

Vomit cock by [Chaz] December 21, 2008

Vomit cock

When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.

Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"

Vomit cock by BirdShitter April 19, 2016

vommit on a cock 

the act of fucking throwing up on your bbc whilst masturbating to have a better orgasm whilst one of your parental gaurdians watches on in fear.

mum-stop vomiting on your cock before i fucking beat the living fuck out of you. -vommit on a cock

vommit on a cock by the guy who vommited o January 6, 2023

cockvomit 

Shooting a load of semen.

She ate my cockvomit.... Dirty fuckin slut

cockvomit by BennieB December 30, 2006

cockvomit 

The produce of trying to "short-cut" it to the top.

When a job offer for £85-90k requires cock sucking, it is likely to be pretty bad. The worst of this situation is when the subject's member is cheesy. In fact the smell is so bad that it makes you want to vomit.

Stabbing your tonsils with a cheesy cock while already wanting to vomit produces cockvomit.

It burnses.

Arrgh!! You darn fool, I don't pay you this insane celery to get cockvomit on my shoes!

cockvomit by Njoroge October 25, 2004