Squat Cobbler 

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around"

Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal.
A costume is often involved.
Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry.

Also known as;

Boston Cream Splat
Full Moon moon pie
Simple Simon the Ass man
Dutch Apple Ass

First defined on S2Ep2 of Better Call Saul, where Jimmy McGill fabricates
it's usage to get a client off.

We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants.

Squat Cobbler by Jaguart August 1, 2016

Cobbler Gobbler 

Cobbler Gobbler - This term is used to describe a person, be it male or female, who has at one point performed oral sex on a woman.

Kate, you're such a cobbler gobbler!

Cobbler Gobbler by Gibbles1983 May 6, 2009

pussy cobbler 

A pristine vagina that tastes so good when you eat it, it gives off the tasty flavor of a cobbler.

Kaela's pussy cobbler was so delicious I just want to eat it all the time!

pussy cobbler by Pb13 October 2, 2013

squat cobbler 

Sexual proclivity that the person(s) get aroused by sitting in a pie or person(s) getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. Referenced by character Saul Goodman from the TV series "Better Call Saul".

Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler.

squat cobbler by meaniemogg2 May 27, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler

squat cobbler by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016

Oswald Cobblepot

A Batman villain existing in the dc comic universe also known as the penguin. In the tv show ‘Gotham’ he is portrayed by the funny, sweet, talented and handsome actor Robin Lord Taylor.

Ed: “where’s my husband Oswald Cobblepot?”

Oswald Cobblepot by Sisterswag May 19, 2019

cobbed 

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

cobbed by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013