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Clearance Only Clothes 

Clothes that are only magically seen on the clearance rack. Ussually found in the form of ugly fuzzy sweaters or animal print pants. These clothes are never ever sold at normal price or displayed in conspicuous areas.
"OMG this is a 75% clearance rack!" Susie

"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill

"Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie

"I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill
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Clearance/rockland crush 

The absolute most stud team in Canada, they will crush you entirely and burn your team with there fire colours. They’re overall too swagy to even exist, 520/20 #betterthangrads #bescared
If you think you’re good and swagy just wait until you see and play the clearance/rockland Crush

clearance rack 

The group of single folks, typically in their 30's, who go to singles groups or dating schemes for the purpose of trying to find men (or women). Since they've probably been dumped several times and are desperate to sell, they are known as the clearance rack.
Jamie goes to a bunch of speed-dating nights each week - she's definitely on the clearance rack.
clearance rack by ninety October 2, 2007

clearance rack 

a very small chest or "rack" on a woman (man-it could happen)
guy 1: dude! check out that girl's assets
guy 2: wtf are you talking about she has a clearance rack
guy 1: no dude her moms
guy 2: oh snap look at those jugs
clearance rack by dk333 November 14, 2006

clearance cat 

A cat at the shelter you can have immediately without waiting 30 days for neutering and are cheaper than your average cat.
"You cannot have that cat without waiting 30 days, but these clearance cats over here are available immediately for the low, low price of 10 dollars".
clearance cat by wb7ond September 2, 2011

clearance clearence 

Person who heads straight for clearance sections within a store and complains about how high the prices are.
*woman looking in clearance section*
Woman: Why are all of these prices so high?! I thought this was supposed to be a clearance section!"

Woman2: Why are you such a clearance clearence?

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clearance clearence 

Person who heads straight for clearance sections within a store and complains about how high the prices are.
*woman looking in clearance section*
Woman: Why are all of these prices so high?! I thought this was supposed to be a clearance section!"

Woman2: Why are you such a clearance clearence?

clearance Discount Penny Pincher