cafeteria responding

When your man only reads your texts but, doesn't answer. He picks what texts he wants to answer. Like when you are at a cafeteria picking what you'd like to eat. You choose what you want to eat.

Ugh.... Chris is the king of cafeteria responding.

My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.

by BFoverated February 21, 2017

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 03, 2005

Hot Cafeteria

A kicked-up version of a Dutch Oven.

When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.

Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.

by CWKI May 01, 2011

school cafeteria

selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.

i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.

by samdog November 16, 2004

Cafeteria Christian

One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.

dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."

guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"

by Dannyman4444 January 14, 2010

cafeteria nazi

a lunch lady at Elk Grove High School that serves you bad food, gives you a hard time, demands exact change, or trys to charge you for napkins. They are scheming to take over the world, led by the one with short black hair that look like Moe from the Three Stooges.

Run before they see you leaving through the entrance!

by Notoriously M.A.V. June 01, 2005

Piccadilly Cafeteria

A mediocre chain restaurant that attracts hoards of elderly people who seek out a dining experience featuring plastic cafeteria trays and canned vegetables. Piccadilly Cafeteria Specials include the "Dilly Plate". Piccadilly is also known by the derogatory name of "Lick My Willy" by some people.

Grandma and Grandpa love to get the senior discount when they eat at Piccadilly Cafeteria.

by LiveFromMemphis February 22, 2010