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by courtlandjimerson April 21, 2008
A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".
Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.
by Reginald Vasquzz January 5, 2011
When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.
by Daeric May 7, 2008
When you butt fuck a girl and get the peanut butter poo on your dick and then fuck her vagina while she's on her period with the jelly. The peanut butter dick may or may not be inserted into the girl's mouth.
I heard that skank-ass hoe loves butt sex and fucking on the rag. She even likes peanut butter and jelly.
by steven steven April 30, 2005
When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.
After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!
by buick159 January 31, 2009
I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.
by Anonymous August 30, 2003