bidet

Its when you do a girl on her back. When shes about to squirt, you stand up and squat over her and let her squirt you in the butt.

"She just bideted me in the butt"

by Ed M Rod January 31, 2008

bidet

When you piss on a girls arsehole

I gave that girl a bidet

by Fuk Yoo December 13, 2003

bidet

super duper deluxe commode enema

um...... it's French!!!! r0flaffl

by ~''~ March 16, 2005

bidet

a person that seems attractive in clothes, but is ugly when naked.

"Oh my god, I slept with him and he is such a bidet."

by UKWildcat11 May 13, 2010

bidet

<hygene> The process of washing one's ass in a public bathroom. May require an accomplice to hold the door closed and better if documented on video.

"grab the door, I gotta go bidet"

by D@nny April 27, 2007

Bidet

Little bum washing toilet you can't shit in

'Hang on Brenda, I've just had a right clingy shite, need to use the bidet'

by morvy January 21, 2010

Bidet

When you edge a woman until she can’t control herself and then you jackhammer fart right on her clit so she squirts all over your dirty asshole to clean it up.

Isabelle and I ran out of toilet paper last night so we had to perform the bidet in bed.

by darkraian December 30, 2021