Baseball Players

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.

John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

by Newjerseysuckssomuch November 23, 2020

Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99

Person One: Worlds Best Baseball Player is here tonight!
Person Two: Omg I met Jschlatt a while ago

by pxxceful July 22, 2023

Crying baseball player

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.

The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Baseball Player/ Soccer Player

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.

Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."

by WGMarksy7 March 25, 2010

national kiss a baseball player day

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field

“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

by Jbee153 September 15, 2021

Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99

Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99

by pxxceful July 22, 2023

Baseball player

A 💩🍴 person who plays a slaw ass sport that dont evan count as a sport

I play baseball face ahh 😂
Baseball player are 💩🍴

by Baseball player June 4, 2023