What people who are too damn stupid to sound out "balaclava" say when referring to the black wool face hood used in the military.
It's not a pastry dumbass.
It's not a pastry dumbass.
by Govt Incompetence May 02, 2021
A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.
Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.
by Rina Lam October 12, 2011
Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.
by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010
A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation
by Naetharr July 01, 2018
by cupidhrry October 31, 2021
The dessert from the great british baking show. It's often used as an exclamation after someone says something stupid or funny.
by shen yun dancer March 05, 2020
by ketcaplivemayonezlikek December 27, 2021