Baklava

What people who are too damn stupid to sound out "balaclava" say when referring to the black wool face hood used in the military.

It's not a pastry dumbass.

SGT Stupid: "High Speed! Take that baklava off your head when you're inside a building."

by Govt Incompetence May 02, 2021

Baklava Hole

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.

Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.

by Rina Lam October 12, 2011

Baklava Surprise

Using baklava for a sexual add on

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.

by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010

Baklava

A Turkish dessert that makes you thirsty when you eat it

If you eat baklava, you will be very thirsty.

by ketcaplivemayonezlikek December 27, 2021

Baklava

A Greek, Turkish, and Middle Eastern dessert made with filo pastry, walnuts, and honey topped with crushed pistachios and cinnamon. The Turks believe that they had it originally however it is a part of many cultures not just theirs. Let people talk about their fave desserts without getting attacked thanks.

Girl: MMM this baklava is so good! My yiayia just made it :)
Boy: Yum! Let me have some!

by pussy.power August 18, 2021

baklava

The dessert from the great british baking show. It's often used as an exclamation after someone says something stupid or funny.

"OMG guys did you know that every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa?"
"bAkLavAaaa!"

by shen yun dancer March 04, 2020

Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends

by Naetharr July 01, 2018