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"i'm allergic to latex."

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."

I'm allergic to shrimp 

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex. 

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them 

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky
Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.