When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.
Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
Get the Allergic Chompmug. meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you
by ceezy baby January 18, 2006
Get the allergic to wintertimemug. when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!
Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.
by LC, Boston December 16, 2009
Get the Anally Allergicmug. people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.
people who pull 'information' out of their asses.
people who pull 'information' out of their asses.
Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.
Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!
Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!
by I am Google-tolerant! January 02, 2010
Get the google-allergicmug. a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the allergic to peoplemug. What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.
by Watkinius December 02, 2010
Get the allergic erectionmug. 1. damn, that girl didn't try to pick up a single guy tonight. She must be allergic to nuts.
2. my dad is allergic to nuts, in both ways.
2. my dad is allergic to nuts, in both ways.
by dopeonarope August 29, 2006
Get the allergic to nutsmug.