akimbo

When ones' legs are spread wide open. Same as 'spread eagle.'

Hey, why are you legs akimbo? Are you a gymnist? No, I wanna fuck.

by Oleg R. August 04, 2004

akimbo

To hold two pistols.

by Bob April 20, 2003

akimbo

The proper term for holding one pistol in each hand. Often confused with the incorrect term of "double-pack pistols".

by Marcin April 20, 2003

Akimbo

To dual-wield(gun in each hand) firearms. Most common with handguns and Submachine guns but not limited to.
P.S. Dual-wield is more proper than dual-fist. Dual-fist has its own fucked-up description.

1.In the opening tea-house shootout, Insp. Tequila fires two TT-33 handguns akimbo in Hardboiled
2. Neo fires two MP5Ks akimbo in the bank shoot-out in The Matrix

by Gunmaster45 June 21, 2008

Akimbo

Using two of something, rather than one; most commonly used in weapons. Dual wielding is using two weapons, one in each hand, during combat. It is not a common combat practice. Although historical records of dual wielding in war are limited, there are numerous weapon-based martial arts that involve the use of a pair of weapons.

The warrior was using Akimbo Swords. (Using two swords; one in each hand.)

by HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEYEYEYEY January 16, 2019

Akimbo

1.To dual wield any firearm or other projectile weapon. Can be done with pistols,submachineguns,laser weapons,crossbows, sawn-off shotguns,and,if you try hard enough,pump or lever action shotguns,light and heavy machineguns,rocket launchers and Gatling guns.

2.(pussie definition)To spread out limbs,sticks,breasts etc.

Bob:So I heard Bill can fire two miniguns at the same time.
John:No shit?
Bob:Yeah,he can akimbo pretty damn well.

by Lolazer February 12, 2010

Akimbo

A terrible explicit gross insult that the person being insulted doesn’t know the definition of...

Person 1: you’re such an akimbo!
Person 2: wha...? An akimbo??
Person 1: haha shhhhh

by Nkilner2 April 26, 2020