Shoes that are a cross between Mocassins and Loafers.
"Hey are you wearing Sperries? Nah bro, i'm wearing my Mockers."
by DDai November 10, 2009
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turd (mocking bird).
eg:i just crimped off a mocker
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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(n) When a young man extends the index, middle finger and pinky of his hand in the presence of a naked MILF. He then inserts the index and middle finger in to the "pink" and the pinky finger in to the "stink" of said MILF.
So I was bangin' Sandy's mom last night, and I pulled out and mockered the shit out of her.
by Bennett H September 12, 2006
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shocker for a man:
it's when you make a 'o' shape with your first 3 fingers and your thumb, and have your pinky sticking out.
you then give the penis a handjob like motion with the 'o' shape and pop the pinky in the ass, making a popping sound.
I'm not usually homosexual, but i'd give him the mocker...
by Jabari October 17, 2004
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Scissors. From Serbian "makazice" (mah-kah-ZEE-tseh) = scissors.
Today I had to go to the post office to mail a package but I didn't have the mockers to cut the sealing tape.
by pentozali August 30, 2007
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The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.
Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.
by Jeremykl August 30, 2009
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A person who may wear the clothes and look the part, but has absolutely no idea what punk rock music really is about. Also known as a poseur.
Did you see that punk mocker buying that Sex Pistols mousepad at Hot Topic?
by Ryan is BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! October 13, 2008
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