pulling a David

Is the act of looking very busy at work when you are just loafing around and doing nothing

Victor:hancel you are not really working , but you look very busy with all those papers on your desk.

Hancel:shhhh, im pulling a david

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“imma be pulling a David in maths today”

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Pull a David Carradine.

Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.

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pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18

Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."

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To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.

Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!

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When one stays at home and does nothing but wank and play xbox

"You wanna come out today?"
"Nah, I feel like pulling a David."

"Where were you yesterday???"
"I was busy pulling a David"

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The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.

Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.

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