Barlow

Unlike the other definitions on here, Barlow actually happens to be the best last name ever.

If Barlow is your last name, it tends to be a good substitute for a first name if yours is as bland as mine (or you just happen to go by your last name).

1. My last name is Barlow, it's awesome.

2. Hey Barlow, what's up?

by Mike Barlow March 15, 2008

Barlow

A word used to describe anything negative.
Ugly, stupid, annoying, creepy.

Urgh, I can't believe he said that, that's totally Barlow of him.

His face was so Barlow.

I met this Barlow guy last night, he tried to touch me. Stupid Barlow.

by Rawrr101 May 20, 2008

Barlow

1; A loud, almost incessantly rude individual who brings comic relief to a situation, but can also create tension.

2; a person who commits a random or insane act of stupidity which leaves some in disbelief.

3; a Bitch.

1; "Dude, that guy who just screamed 'asshole' is a total Barlow"

2; "Did you see that? he just ran across the highway. What a Barlow."

3; "Andrew is cool sometimes, but mostly he's just a Barlow."

by Dibbs34 September 3, 2005

Barlowed

Very very drunk

"Bloody hell iv'e had that much to drink am absolutely fuckin barlowed"

by w&F February 8, 2010

Barlow

A man 9 months pregnant with his first child.

"Look at how Barlow he is."
"My god he's gotten fat!" "He's not fat, he's just Barlow."

by ChocolateTrainMonster July 11, 2008

Barlowed

To get very drunk on a weekday and not make it into work the next morning.

Co-worker 1: Oh where is Matt today?
Co-worker 2:He got Barlowed!

by Agahahs1 January 6, 2017

THE Barlow

When you do THE Barlow, you do it for all the feminists. You do thinks that boys would usually do, such as pull loads or random people. It’s just doing something that women should be allowed to do and not be judged for.

“Oh do you like him”
“Ahahaha no, I’m doing THE barlow”

by The Barlow no2 August 5, 2019