by NateK July 11, 2005
A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.
"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org
by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004
person 1 " whats it call when a human has sex with an animal?"
person 2 " its called Zoophilia"
person 1 "oh"
person 2 " its called Zoophilia"
person 1 "oh"
by olaf the pimp January 3, 2007
The name of the mental disorder that a human, ( homo sapian sapian), has the mental will to physically enter a sexual position with an animal, ( other than homo sapian sapian). Currently illegal in the United States for animal abuse. It is not however illegal in New Guinea, for it's primitive government and it's URGE of this hideous act of intercourse. Yes, this has been done with octopi, goats, dogs, cats, sheep, donkeys, mules, snakes, squid, jellyfish, and probably many other animals. These actions were very common in ancient Rome, Swaziland, Persia, and many other nomadic civilization, ( because they had tons of animals with them... and not enough women...).
*Zoophilic kid finishes his sex with the animal
*Lady walks in
Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!
Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.
*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...
*Lady walks in
Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!
Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.
*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...
by HowDoesTheHumanWork? December 30, 2011
Bro,have you seen incineroar's message in the pokefeels chat the other day?
Yeah. It was so unfunny. And why is he into zoophilia?
Yeah. It was so unfunny. And why is he into zoophilia?
by ifuckinghatejojo November 27, 2019
by Rotten Turkey June 20, 2021
1. An intense sexual attraction to an animal.
2. A line your friend uses at a party to ensure a girl will never speak to him again.
2. A line your friend uses at a party to ensure a girl will never speak to him again.
by atr October 18, 2006