Watts: a derogatory term for the female genitalia. Originally coined in the UK in the 1970's as a code word in the rapidly growing world of pornography.
"Mate, have you seen that babes minge?"

"she's got such a watts!"

"really? it's that bad???"
by fcb sharkey January 20, 2010
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(Adj) A very wide, large, saggy ass

A certain level of triehardness, widened behind caused by sitting for hours studying
The precursor to the Pixar mom syndrome, very common amongst true hards and class pets
A very large hip prevalent in teenagers that try but are very dumb and singleminded
Natalie, Efratah, and Angeline are the wattest girls ever. They have large behinds filled with subcutaneous fat from hours of study.
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The SI (metric) unit of power. It is equivalent a joule per second and is a measure of the rate at which work is being performed or energy is being transferred.
An incandescent lightbulb rated at 40 watts will consume 2400 joules of energy for every minute that it is on.
by DefineMe123 March 17, 2007
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The alter ego of a "Matt". A creature of the night. He meanders in the darkness with passion in his eyes. Alluring people of all sexes and ages to come within his ghoulish grasp. He will feast throughout the night on the bodies & souls of the innocents.
Reporter says: "The people in the Overland Park apartments was ravished Saturday night".

Spectator says: "Wow that must have been by the works of a Watt".
by wingstu May 7, 2011
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Dickheads with the last name of 'watt' like to use it in replace of the word 'what'.
Emailer #1 - yo mofo, sup?

Emailer #2 - watt the fuck are you talking about fuckhead?
by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009
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a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler
garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.
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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP
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