If you have "a watch," it's to have a group of people watching or surveilling you.
by thatradtallguy June 8, 2020
by Raptim April 10, 2017
by Puncakes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 19, 2018
Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.
In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.
along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"
It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.
along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"
It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"
by Alpino August 10, 2012
by Sweetcanidies July 29, 2008
1. an item a douchebag who knows the time owns.
2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly useless shit like shiny watches. They like to call attention to these watches by making a scene about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.
2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly useless shit like shiny watches. They like to call attention to these watches by making a scene about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.
bob - Hey dude lets jerk off together while we watch this hot porn we bought yesterday!
dan - yeah sure! FIRST let me take off my million dollar tacky ass watch so i dont get cum or hand cream on it!
bob - *mutters under breath* you watch-wearing shit head.
dan - yeah sure! FIRST let me take off my million dollar tacky ass watch so i dont get cum or hand cream on it!
bob - *mutters under breath* you watch-wearing shit head.
by jennaandgraceHOTTNESSS<3 January 25, 2010