Washing Machine Religion 

The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!

The Washing Machine Religion Is Soooo Cool Omg!😎❤️

Washing Machine Religion by Lucy Sinclair April 22, 2021

Washing Machine Heart

A super good and swag song by Japanese singer mitski that should be longer, and needs way more attention,
can also be put in the category o "breakdown music" where a singer repeats a verse..slowly and slowly going into a depressive state

person one - "Hey, what are you listening to?"

depressive, most likely gay teen - "I'm listening to Washing Machine Heart by mitski"

Washing Machine Heart by local fag April 20, 2021

washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

washing my face by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

washing feet 

Performing acts of disgraceful subservience; To serve another, shamefully. You are below this person. You lower yourself to washing their filthy feet out of unworthiness.

Also used to describe any situation you are guilted or forced into.

"Yeah my boss wanted me to work late tonight but im not washing any feet."

"He's like her little slave, every time I call him to chill he is busy washing feet."

"Those first couple of years at a new job you have to wash feet for a while until you earn your place."

"This is bullshit, now I'm spending the weekend washing feet with her damn family"

washing feet by MountCyanide September 15, 2013

washing my hair 

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

washing my hair by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015

washing machine emulator

Washing machine-themed video game idea.

"do you find washing machines hold your attention much longer then any game could? then you need a washing machine emulator!!"

"washing machines? yeah!!!"

"oh, oh! change the temperature! dont put reds in the white wash!"

"MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT WASHING POWDER

right, uh, which brand should I use? SAMBARINOOO"

washing machine emulator by a big bunghole May 20, 2009

washing the dogs 

A sexual act where a male participant inserts both testicles up the anus of his partner - be the partner male or female.

Allegedly so called because the act resembles the challenge of washing two dogs, at the same time, in the same bath tub.

I was washing the dogs. No sooner had I got one in, and turned around to get the other, the first one popped out so I was back to square one...

washing the dogs by bathbadgerking January 22, 2010