tumblr syndrome 

A developmental disorder acquired by spending excessive amounts of time on tumblr, characterized by simultaneous enlightenment and ignorance. Due to its nature, it is extremely difficult to self-diagnose, as affected bloggers will dismiss the symptoms almost immediately after noticing them. Those affected will write about the equality, value, and experiences that every human shares, while isolating themselves through a declaration of hate for everyone in the world.

Incidences of tumblr syndrome include:

toinfinityandbeyond: "insert thoughtful insight here"
youvegotafriendinme: this (and/or) yes
toinfinityandbeyond: I just don't fucking like anyone

youvegotafriendinme: I'm a single, attractive, intelligent, remotely sane female from New York.
toinfinityandbeyond: No way. I'm single, attractive, intelligent, remotely sane male from New York.
youvegotafriendinme: Were going to be along forever aren't we?
toinfinityandbeyond: That we are.

tumblr syndrome by TheTwoFingerSalute September 9, 2012

tumblr sjw 

a person on tumblr who can't handle cis, white, male, christian, or any other type of privileged people. they usually look for a way to make people seem like they are racist or homophobic, when in reality, the victim is just a normal and respectful human being.

tumblr sjw: upFaggot

some random guy: what's upFaggot?

tumblr sjw: excuse me you homophobic cis white male scum-

tumblr sjw by cellery sticks November 18, 2018

Tumblr Snob

The people on tumblr who think that just because they have a lot of followers it means they run that shit, freak out about it being mentioned outside of the website, or think that posting a gif you didn't make but don't to be yours is a federal crime.

Random Post: Isn't he adorable? (insert gif of Rupert Grint)

Tumblr Snob: OMG! You are such a horrible person. You didn't even make that! And just because you don't claim to it doesn't make it any better!

Tumblr Snob by Fed-up With Dumb Bitches September 12, 2011

Tumblr snob

-when a user doesn't "like" or "reblog" any other posts but their own.

-when they piss & moan & become so engrossed about what other users post on their blog.
{seriously, what the fuck does it matter?}

-when they actually have the fucking audacity to create this bullshit called "unfollow friday," because some users post the same things as they did, & they want all of the notes & followers to themselves.
{selfish, self - righteous fucktard.}

Tumblr snob - "My “Unfollow Friday” goes to all the blogs without creativity, that has no personality, that post gifs that others made, that copy layouts from others blogs, for who isn’t ashamed to post the exact same images posted by others, the same photosets…

UNFOLLOW THEM!!"

{yes, believe it or not, this is a very real post word for word.}

Tumblr snob by missus hetfield August 27, 2012

Tumblr snob

The ones who really piss you off for knowing every single blog/post on there.

Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it's about Trace Cyrus!
Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, re-blogged, and followed the blog.
Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob. :||

Tumblr snob by Lurking your Internetz. August 21, 2009

Tumblr Sad™ 

Tumblr sad™ are usually people who fake being sad due to the "aesthetic" of it. Most of these people are "surprisingly" found on Tumblr.

"That app is just full of Tumblr Sad™ fags"

Tumblr Sad™ by Hate-Sex-Is-Best-Sex March 11, 2018

tumblr slut 

A Tumblr slut is someone who likes to post their nudes or naked videos of themselves on their tumblr feed.

"She's definitely a tumblr slut you can tell by her feed."

tumblr slut by cymmy February 9, 2017