by Master of erotic cinematics March 10, 2021
Get the Tortmug. Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.
Often involves saucers of milk.
A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
Often involves saucers of milk.
A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
by minasidge September 18, 2013
Get the Tortingmug. A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014
Get the Tortingmug. "I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."
by Are Jonnson December 01, 2006
Get the Tortsmug. Short for "tortellini".
by DKLONE July 31, 2007
Get the tortmug. genitilia of the red-haired male
The Linz's torte swelled when he saw the pretty girl.
by julia December 10, 2003
Get the tortemug.