Tort 

Another way of calling someone fat. Tort is short for the spanish word "Torta" which is food.

Dang that girl is cute but too bad shes a tort

Tort by Lawlerskater88 November 28, 2009

tort 

the iphone correction to "tits".

"that girl has amazing torts"

tort by snizzle316 January 6, 2009

tort 

a person who is a lil silly and likes to eat concrete and little itty bitty pebbles.

what the honk, that person over there is eating little pebbles? yea that must be tort, what a silly billy

tort by tortie poo June 9, 2023

tort 

1. moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity.
2. taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion.
3. a person who is stupid, lazy, or ineffective in some way
noun- tort
verb- torting
adjective- torted

you could describe someone as torting or call someone tort.
example 1: come on jay pass it, your tortin on that shit.
example 2: lets go tort, your always one step behind.

tort by sarah a. August 1, 2007

tort 

(Noun). A child's fart, usually associated with a tonkle. Torting and tonkling combine to form a torkle.

Uh oh, I think little Justin just torted!

tort by Dan St. Aubin April 14, 2006

tort 

Trick or Treating; A way to shorten it so you don't have to spell it all out because you're lazy. ;o

LemonSonic: Sweet! Hey dude, You wanna go torting with me and my friends?

Shoeboxmoments x: Naah... That's for babies... :\

LemonSonic: Then come with us. ;

tort by Nintendoid :] November 10, 2007

tort 

To take one's money

Man, aberflaben tort!

tort by Afsheen Semnani January 21, 2003