kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

kolo toured by JGenzy February 14, 2014

jalapeno torpedo 

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

jalapeno torpedo by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

Torrezing 

To blow off work in order to go home, to a bar or otherwise make poor decisions.

I was torrezing so hard at work today that I made myself throw up so that I could go to a strip club.

Torrezing by Rrbg May 14, 2016

Mitchie Torres 

The name of the quirky protagonist from the 2008 Disney channel original movie "Camp Rock," as well as the name of my deceased dog.

Person one: Mitchie Torres is a freaking legend.
Person two: I hope you're referring to the dog.

Mitchie Torres by mitchietorrez August 7, 2017

Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.

Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you

Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

Luisa De La Torre

The literal meaning is, glorious warrior from the tower, however, the name describes a girl whose beauty is extreme. She's not just stunning to look at but she is a wonderful person too. She has so much natural beauty, she never needs to wear any makeup and has a wonderful personality to go with it too.

Luisa - a female name of German origin (from Ludwig) which means "glorious warrior". However, extreme beauty, or just "wonderful", is a much more accurate and modern definition.
De La Torre - From the tower (Spanish).

Guy: Wow! She's hot! Don't you think?
Me: Of course but compared to Luisa De La Torre, she is nothing.

Luisa De La Torre by Anonymous213 August 31, 2013

Torrent Rage 

The unknown phenomenon which causes a computer user to become seething with rage when a torrent is stuck at 99.9% downloaded and cannot download any further.

user (forum post): SEED!! For the love of God SEED!!! This is rediculous, I pay for my dialup connection and I'm sueing and how can anyone justify doing this and it's not fair and you're ruining teh interweb!!!111
user2 (forum post): Looks like a nasty case of Torrent Rage - just relax, download something else dood.

Torrent Rage by ubersheep October 23, 2007