Skipper

Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them

Skipper is Fat and Old.

by asdf April 23, 2004

Skipper

A rockin' blow job that knocks your socks off when you need it most. Done in an outdoor, or public place which creates a sense of thrill for both parties. Common side effects inlude "sackjaw" inflicted to the giver.

Brad gives Brandon a high five and exclaims," I think there were people watching last night when Lyndsae gave me that skipper in the park!"

by bradsoulsurvivor October 10, 2008

Skipper

Someone who is always moving selling drugs or a upcoming drug lord/king pin

Hey! You know anyone selling white girl?

Yeah I know a few skippers.

by El pablo Escobar April 23, 2020

Skipper

A term used to describe an asian bamf.

holy mother of all that is holy, its skipper. I want his children...

by Rawrmin April 16, 2011

Skipper

A really skinny girl with no chims or butt

Isaac: Man, that girl is flat chested and has no butt.
Pherick: Yeah, dude, she's a skipper.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

Skipper

A "Skipper" is someone who skips cinematics (movie parts) in games, especially in multi-player games.

"Damn it, Joel! I havn't seen that cinematic yet and you just skipped half way through. Next time I'm taking the controller off of you, Mr Skipper."

by MiTHMoN December 1, 2009

Skipper

Loves to smoke weed on a daily, EDLs main supporter with a son called Alex, DROPPED HIS ROLEX IN DP PLEASE RETURN WHEN FOUND, 21 MORRISON ROAD

LOCAL FARMER

skipper is a smackhead

by skipper11111 October 20, 2020