He’s got a long time crush on Audrey, and his new plant can help him get at her 🌱 suddenly seymour is so successful, he’s adopted, and is a botanical genius!
by theurchin March 23, 2019
Someone who is wearing pants with an air pocket in the crotch/zipper area, making it appear that that have an erection. This term can be used for males and females, of all ages.
OMG, do you see that guy? He is a TOTAL Seymour!
Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.
John's a bit of a Seymour today...
Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.
John's a bit of a Seymour today...
by Seymour Hawkins April 1, 2012
by Cmonman4real February 26, 2017
"I was born in a small town"......Seymour is that small town.
by Jordan Vinson October 20, 2005
Damn that Seymour sure looks like an overweight walrus
Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!
Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!
by Ehhh oooh March 14, 2016
A massive cunt who thinks he has a huge dick but actually has a dick of 0.1 micrometer (can be sometimes mistaken for a boil/pimple)
by Seymour / The Diss God January 17, 2018
Unable to find one's way not knowing one's whereabouts. Something remembered from the past, a recollection. The personification of the power that destroys life, often represented in art and literature as a skeleton or an old man holding a scythe.
When you make memories by doing something with someone then a tragic accident happens, forcing. That's Seymour happening.
by seymour68 June 13, 2018