SALTS

Smile
A
Little
Then
Stopped

People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP

Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)

by Pinkbarbie39 August 01, 2011

SALTS

When someone says something funny, we say LOL which stands for Laugh out Loud. However, we are not really laughing, we smile a little then we stop, right? So SALTS = smile a little, then stop

Hey remember that time something really funny happened?

It wasn't that funny, i just salts

by anacondarawr November 02, 2017

Salt

When someone you know fucks you over or pisses you off!

Damn I can't believe Rick man he gave me salt yesterday totally fucked me over

Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!*

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

by King Ninja March 03, 2004

SALTS

Acronym for Smiled A Little Then Stopped coined by DeRay Davis

I read your twitter joke.... SALTS... Smiled a little then stopped.

by seventy6er July 29, 2011

salt

1. noun - A labor organizer who obtains employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers.

2. verb - To obtain employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers; to be a salt. (Also: salting).

Labor organizer speaking to other organizers: "We're trying to establish a union at Wal-Mart, but we can't approach the workers while they're on the job. We need someone to volunteer to be a salt."

CEO speaking to Human Resources department: "You need to be vigilant when hiring, we're trying to avoid the employees unionizing and we don't want any salts agitating the workforce."

by Nth Republic June 18, 2011

SALT

A person you find very attractive, usually a girl but can be a guy.

person 1: "look at that guy over there!"
person 2: "oh he's a right salt, isn't he?"

by mystery_gal March 01, 2017