Pum

When you shit and cum at the same time

“ I think I’m gonna pum”

by Tony bologna420 September 20, 2020

Pum

Pum is a mix of the popular soda Pepsi, and the male ejaculate. It's name is derived from the more commonly known Pilk, a mix of Pepsi and Milk.

"Hey, do you need a refill of your pum?"

by Trotski432 January 13, 2022

Pum

The mixture of Cum and Poo as it dribbles out of the anus after anal sex.

Corey loves the Pum. Nick loves the PUM, Gavin loves the pum.

by Pum Lover February 12, 2007

Pum

A dutch synonym to the male reproductive organ, the word often refers to not only the banana shaped part of the organ, but also to the beanbag or nutsack hanging under it.

It can also be used as a word to add more power to a sentence.

'Gregory has a small pum and dito balls'
'I hate you, you stupid pum!'
'Hell yeah, pum!'
'Bas has a huge pum'
'Frank showed his dirty pum in public'

by Ed Penusanus April 14, 2009

Pum

A very annoying person that is being a retard, and not leaving you alone

HAY guys want to go to the doller store? i have coopons!
ummm... no not realy.
ok so lets make plans for saturday then?
NO! we just sed we dont want to go! Go away you PUM!
:(

by The person who made pum real!! April 24, 2010

Pum

Shit, disgusting, etc

That party was so pum!

by nictheninja February 14, 2017

Pum

The act of Pumming, to Pum, something thats very groovy. To ejaculate and urinate simultaneously, usu. due to some kind of extremely attractive, beautiful or awsome stimuli.

man, 2001 space oddessy made me Pum
Emily Osment is walking Pum
the Frogs are Pum-tastic

by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003