Principal

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended

Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention

by applealex December 1, 2009

Principal

The leader, boss and manager of a school. Most are known to be old and mean and fat but there are exceptions.

Wanksta- OMG, guess what? I was sent to the Principal's office yesterday!!! How awesome is that?

Wanksta 2- Yeah right! Only gangstas get sent to the principal's office. Like me!

by PooPooPlatter234 March 17, 2009

Principal

A fucking moron that gives you fucktons of homework. PS, my principal cant even remember my fucking name and pronounce social distancing properly. They won't give a fuck even when you are getting your ass kicked by bullies

Frankie: Hey rob, wanna go to the canteen?
Rob: sure!
principal: PLEASE PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANING
(i'm not kidding but thats how my principal spells and pronounces distancing)

by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 19, 2021

the principal

A song by Melanie Martinez about trump and how he’s a cruel mother fúcker :)

Me:oOh WhErEs ThE pRiNcIpAl,OoH wHeReS tHe PrInCiPal
My friend:wtf are you doing?
Me:don’t judge me

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf December 7, 2020

principalities

A reason for choosing a particular course of action when other, clearly less selfish or stupid options were available to you at the time. Most often, these other options include not committing that particular act in the first place.

"Dude, why did you wipe your balls on my girlfriends face when she was sleeping?" "Principalities"

by voltron99 August 13, 2005

The Principal

More like the drug dealer...

Janet: Did you hear? The principal sold drugs to little kids and teens..
Chrissa: He should be fired by now...right??
Janet: He isn't fired yet..for some reason.

by emmyandlola June 16, 2023

PC Principal

The new principal of South Park Elementary who is in his 20s, believes that Caitlyn Jenner is the most courageous person alive, that all immigrants here are not illegal immigrants but undocumented immigrants. His views and youth make him likely to beat up a student for calling something the wrong thing as he is part of the fraternity PCA and is politically correct.

His main opponent in South Park is Mr. Garrison who quit his job as teacher to run for presidency.

PC Principal: Did you refer to a Canadian student as a canuck?
Mr. Garrison: I did, sorry not sorry, tellin it as it is.

by snoop do double g November 19, 2015