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Picnik Airbrush Whore 

When picnik, a photo-editing program became free to everyone, some people 'airbrush' their faces to a point you can't tell its them. This is mostly done with girls that are self-conscious and have many pimples.
Person 1: Wow! I never realized what a clear complexion Steph and Mackenzie have!

Person 2: No, they are just Picnik Airbrush Whores, in real life they have many pimples
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Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.
What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.
Manly Picnic by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012

picnic bitch

a girl wearing a cute, checkered dress with an open neckline to show off her collarbones.
ashley: ...and i also bought this checkered dress. its really fucking cute. makes me look like a picnic bitch
picnic bitch by wildflowersass January 18, 2019

Bakersfield Picnic 

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.
Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
Bakersfield Picnic by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

shoulder picnic 

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.
Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

deadbeat picnic 

when a group of homeless dudes with bikes and shopping carts congregate and smoke crack or drink beer in a public
there is a deadbeat picnic over there by that tree
deadbeat picnic by evilsteve666 November 21, 2017

Pilbara Picnic 

A term used in northern Western Australia.

A Pilbara Picnic is the perfect combination of a chicken dinner (Kentucky fried or with a corn cob) and a case of beer (emu export is appropriate).
The meal can be enjoyed sitting down or lying down.
"has anyone seen Curtly?"
"ye-aah he's curled up to a Pilbara Picnic in the park"
Pilbara Picnic by greybells November 4, 2017